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//**Politics made easy. I'll break down what the parties are saying and what they REALLY ﻿﻿ mean. This is ****"Dirty Little Secrets. Politics Broken Down." **// **WATCH THIS SPACE! **   10.20am October 7th, 2010 - Day 2  The party caught defacing posters have gone around apologising for their rude and unacceptable behaviour. Are they sincerely sorry, or is this just a desperate attempt to win back some of the many votes that they have just lost? Only the party members themselves can tell us. Also, parties have begun to double cross each other. They have begun to strike impossible deals with each other that cannot possibly work in reality. What is going on here? (¬_¬) Off to get some more secrets. xx 10.10am October 7th, 2010 - Day 2 PARTIES SUPPORTING BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION? PARTY MEMBERS RETALIATING AGAINST THEIR OWN LEADER? What has the world come to? Party members have been caught trying to bribe and blackmail other members on the Twitter to vote for them. These include money, chocolate, cupcakes and votes for their party in return for information. Is only one party committing this? I highly doubt that. When asked, accusations fly everywhere.

There are also rumours that one party has begun to retaliate against its own leader. They even went as far as replacing their current leader with a new one! Now that's a shock. (>_<) But it doesn't stop there. Members have been spotted sleeping during speeches from the new leader and ignoring the new leader's requests. Not only that, they also refuse to give any information away. Now what dirty little secrets could they be hiding? [ﾟдﾟ]

<span style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%; line-height: 19px;">Be right back. <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">xx <span style="color: #d36cf4; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 150%;">9.43am October 7th, 2010 - Day 2 <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">HOT SCANDAL JUST IN! Posters have begun to be defaced. The final leg of the race has begun and each party knows it. They all have their eyes on the prize. The glory of winning. ;P It is rumoured that one party has run around defacing and stealing the hard work of the other parties. Only one set of posters have remained untouched. Are these the posters of the guilty party? <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%; line-height: 23px;">(＃ﾟДﾟ) They must be desperate, or maybe they are just furious for being left out and kept in the dark about the secret deals. Whatever the reason is, each party has slowly begun to reveal their true colours. <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%; line-height: 23px;"> <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%; line-height: 23px;">Over and out. <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%; line-height: 23px;">xx <span style="color: #d36cf4; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 150%;">9.11 am October 7th, 2010 - Day 2  <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">Day 2 has only just kicked off and new scandals have already begun to emerge! Accusations have flown everywhere. Parties have been accused of stealing slogans, logos, posters and policies. Where does this giant mess end? And which party will end up victorious with the crown? <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">If stealing was the only thing to worry about then the media's load of work will be greatly reduced. They also have to deal with the excessive flattery placed on them by all the parties. They aren't the only ones who are on the receiving end. Pollsters have also received a great number. All this just to get ONE vote?! Is this really necessary? <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">Not only that, but the cupcakes that were promised haven't yet surfaced. [I want mine!! <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%; line-height: 23px;">(´；m；`)] <span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;"> As far as the eye can see, they still are yet to arrive on the scene and maybe rescue a party now drowning in empty promises. After all, if they can't keep a promise of cupcakes, do you REALLY expect them to keep their election promises? <span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;"> <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">Good luck to all the parties. <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">xx <span style="color: #d36cf4; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 20px; line-height: 29px;">October 6th, 2010 - Day 1 <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 23px;">Day 1 of the political campaign has kicked off. Already, it has come to surface that the election is nothing but a popularity contest. Sure, the policies are important too, but so far, not one party have even mentioned them. The only thing being mentioned is bribes and deals sealed with contracts. The media have already had several offers from many parties of cupcakes, and other items. Why? Because each party wants an advantage over another. They want to be portrayed as the best party for the public to vote for, and the best way to do this is have the media portray only the best of that party. Will the media be bribed? Who knows. o_O?

<span style="color: #5fade3; display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%;">Deals and secret contracts have also come to the attention of the media. Parties have forged secret contracts and under the table deals with each other. These include the parties advertising each other and to vote the other party second, third, etc on the ballot sheet. While this has been going on and most parties are aware of this, one party has been kept in the dark the whole time! How outrageous. <span style="color: #5fade3; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%;">Σ(゜д゜;)

<span style="color: #5fade3; display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%;">This is all from me for now. <span style="color: #5fade3; display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 120%;">xx